A Hilarious Encounter with the Vacationing Humans
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Chapter 1: The Charcoal Dilemma
In a peculiar discussion regarding an ominous object, two ducks, Pablo and Ducky Bob, ponder its implications.
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Section 1.1: The Mysterious Object
Pablo de Pato exclaims, "This must be one of humanity's dreadful weapons!"
Ducky Bob retorts, "Do people actually possess those? I thought WMDs were just a tale spun by presidents to justify wars and boost their image."
Pablo insists, "No, this is quite real! Something similar was used in the Kumquat Massacre of 1987."
Ducky Bob responds, "I've never heard of that. Sounds like one of those moments when you just ramble on, like those tedious ducks at parties who get tipsy and incessantly talk about their vegan diets or some irrelevant podcast."
Pablo argues, "I assure you, this is a means of destruction!"
Ducky Bob quips, "It smells like Reynaldo's Burger Joint!"
Pablo warns, "They'll use this against us!"
Ducky Bob shoots back, "I believe they already have—dinner is served!"
Section 1.2: The Argument
Pablo presses, "Why must you always dispute me? Support my mission to thwart these vacationers!"
Ducky Bob counters, "Why not take your meds like everyone advises? It's common knowledge around town, Pablo. Embracing medication is nothing to be ashamed of."
Pablo claims, "Those pills dull my wits."
Ducky Bob replies, "Sure, it's the pills making you feel that way."
Pablo declares, "We must obliterate this Death Contraption!"
Ducky Bob questions, "And how do you propose we do that? It's many times larger than us!"
Pablo boasts, "I researched it online; we need a ton of fertilizer and personal lubricant."
Ducky Bob skeptically asks, "Are you certain? I suspect you might have stumbled upon some questionable sites—like a farmer's adult entertainment page."
Chapter 2: The Humans Arrive
Suddenly, voices echoed from the Villa nearby.
Pablo gasped, "The humans are approaching! We must hide until we